Really. A shape shifting alien guarding the President.. ?

Really. A shape shifting alien guarding the President.. ?

Probably not.
But it sure makes for great YouTube and internet entertainment.

According to a video, a Secret Service agent guarding President Barack Obama could be a shape shifting alien!

Here is the video for your reference:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR13y76Itks]

The video was uploaded on March 19, 2013. It has a computerized narrator, which describes that a shape shifting alien is caught up somehow guarding the President..

And of course comments are already mocking the video.

I enjoyed it myself.

I don’t assume the person is uploading to be funny. I saw other videos posted by the same user, and the account promotes videos about Satanism in the music industry and other Christian-based themes.
And shape shifting aliens.

So the user may believe this is a shape shifter.. But take away that fact from it and it becomes a truly amazing video.
As funny as it may seem, and as ludicrous as it may sound, this man does in fact look like some sort of alien being. Then again, should it not be the job of a Secret Service agent to scare the pants off of anyone who would get close to the President? And on that note, this agent succeeds magically.

A high school in Bethlehem, PA, has asked students to stop using AXE body spray

Now maybe movie theaters can, too..

I hate going to a film on a weekend.. It’s a sewage pit of teenage odors. One stronger than the next. And the worst are those who don’t bath and try the AXE cover up.. Horrendous. 

A high school in Bethlehem, PA, has asked students to stop using AXE body spray

Rumors and rumbles: What is New Jersey *and many other places* shaking?

Rumble in the Garden State..

Many websites had information about rumblings, booms, and tremors the other day…They remain a mystery, though all the likely sources like planes and military say they aren’t responsible . Is it natural gas? Chris Christie running for another donut?  A calamity coming to earth? …booms from aliens? Lots of strange theories abound. And while some laugh at those who are claiming the sky is falling, they don’t have any explanation themselves. Why did these booms take place, and where did three counties feeling the ground underneath them shake? This is a perplexing issue, isn’t it? And one that we should treat with some more respect instead of just mocking people who are fearful that the crust is shaking under our shoes. .. 

The thing I find the most fascinating about this story (and various others when they occur across the world) is that big media doesn’t show up to cover it. It’s local affiliates  small newspapers.. not CNN, FOX, or MSNBC.. instead people who want answers need to trudge through the millions of websites to find reliable coverage someone from a local network .. and even those stories shed little light on a subject that I believe demands greater attention..

Look.. you have a massive sinkhole in Louisiana that gets no attention. Sinkholes in Florida.. a man swallowed on a golf course on the 14th hole.. and years now of booms, rattles, tremors, all across the crust of the planet. There is something happening. Maybe science can explain it calmly and collectively. But no one from the science community has addressed it. Instead we’re left to our own demons.. speculating about what the noises could be, while others in the ‘mainstream’ laugh at conspiracy theorists who want answers.

Until you hear the booms or your house shakes, perhaps you won’t care. But when it happens to you? A whole different story —and if you’re a reporter, maybe a story you’d finally be willing to cover.

Wonder if TIME MAGAZINE would take back this cover if they had the chance!?

It feels like the early 90s all over again, except with a bigger chin

A late night talk show host from NBC bashing NBC as executives work behind the scenes to get rid of him and hire someone else… Leno did it to Letterman in ‘92-‘93.. Now he is being forced to take it on the chin himself as he’s being edged out in place of Fallon on the TONIGHT SHOW..

And with that, TONIGHT will be back in New York City…

It feels like the early 90s all over again, except with a bigger chin

Strange times at the Vatican: An activist says that the new Pope supported civil unions as a Cardinal

Next we will find out he wants priests to marry!

Then again, he was in love as a kid..

Hmmm…

Strange times at the Vatican: An activist says that the new Pope supported civil unions as a Cardinal

After 80 years of print, the DAILY VARIETY  stops the press in favor of focusing on the web..

Obama breaks down in Israel--literally

Obama breaks down in Israel--literally

Obama arrives for his historic trip to Israel. Pomp and circumstance greets him.

Even more alarmingly, Gosnell instructed unlicensed workers to sedate patients with dangerous drugs in his absence… In addition, he regularly performed abortions beyond the 24-week limit prescribed by law. As a result, viable babies were born. Gosnell killed them by plunging scissors into their spinal cords. He taught his staff to do the same

Page 281 of a grand jury report about Philadelphia abortion doctor Kermit Gosnell.

At the trial, a worker admitted killing at least 10 babies by cutting their spines..

If you’re pro-life you’re disgusted by this story.

And if you’re pro-choice, I trust you’re disgusted as well.. 

This is truly a house of horrors..

Hey everyone.. ready for this? 

It may be the way the map looks by next Sunday into Monday… 

Wow..

Happy spring.

This was Blake Miller, the famed ‘Marlboro Man’ of the Iraq war.

One simple image changed his life..

Today’s Iraq war news articles have been quite the stroll down amnesia lane…

Presidential panel OKs anthrax vaccine for children.. controversy ensues..

I do not agree with this plan..

Presidential panel OKs anthrax vaccine for children.. controversy ensues..

Long range forecasts do continue to suggest a major snowstorm for the region early next week, with snow possible for places like Washington, DC, Philadelphia, PA, and New York City. Unlike tomorrow’s weak, light passing system, the next storm could be quite significant.

Weatherboy Weather, my favorite Facebook Weather page.. 

And I agree, from the models I have been watching, this could be a big one..

OFFICIALS INVESTIGATE POTENTIAL MURDER-SUICIDE AT LEHIGH VALLEY HOSPITAL HOSPICE UNIT

OFFICIALS INVESTIGATE POTENTIAL MURDER-SUICIDE AT LEHIGH VALLEY HOSPITAL HOSPICE UNIT

I have two reactions to this story from the UK DAILY MAIL about springer breakers gone bad.

1) It’s the DAILY MAIL, and they want to show scantily clad images of kids to sell some ad space and scare parents.

2) It’s the future of the world, being arrested for binge drinking… looking horridly ugly.. beer goggles to the utmost. Yep, the kids aren’t alright.

Well this is just.. bizarre. Dennis Rodman said that he danced to Michael Jackson was North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un

I think this calls for TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE, part 2.

Well this is just.. bizarre. Dennis Rodman said that he danced to Michael Jackson was North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un

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Pro Iraq War protesters protesting the anti-war protestors, Boston, 2003. 

The Iraq War turns 10 today and has taken over 125,000 human lives. 

Today in protests that look awkward in retrospect.

I don’t miss these days..

The Pope is clearly already a rock star.. This morning he rode an open air vehicle to mass in Vatican City to a crowd going wild.. But he stopped briefly at a man who was clearly disabled in some way..

This is what a Pope should be.

Here are a few more things that I cringe at when I think back 10 years to the beginning of the Iraq war

1. The treatment that the DIXIE CHICKS received


2. "Shock and awe" 


3. George W. Bush dressing as a superhero


4. "Freedom fries"

Yes indeed, it’s been a long ten years.