Perhaps an appropriate title: Don’t f$&&ing cut me off again
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Florida busy spending tax dollars giving capes to the unemployed. Because people who don't have jobs would rather be... superheros without jobs?
The AP reports the strange but true news from the tip of America:
Florida officials are investigating an unemployment agency that spent public money to give 6,000 superhero capes to the jobless.
Workforce Central Florida spent more than $14,000 on the red capes as part of its “Cape-A-Bility Challenge” public relations campaign. The campaign featured a cartoon character, “Dr. Evil Unemployment,” who needs to be vanquished.
I was urgently searching for what the Dr. Evil Unemployment character looked like.
And I was victorious!
Here he is! In all his jobless wonder..
….I think someone should check Smurf village. It appears Gargamel left trying to eat smurfs in place of terrorizing unemployed Floridians.
Florida busy spending tax dollars giving capes to the unemployed. Because people who don't have jobs would rather be... superheros without jobs?
Texas burning from 'border to border'
Massive wildfires across the entire state of Texas as firefighters from around the nation come to help
Texas burning from 'border to border'
And speaking of UFOs and cross dressing FBI leaders, here is a strange situation coming from the great nation of Russia: A video is making way quickly around the world of a purported alien being, lifeless in snow in the Irkutsk region of southern Siberia following reports of a UFO crash a last month..
Some more interesting UFO news being revealed: J Edgar Hoover's FBI took UFOs seriously..
This comes on the heels (but but in J Edgar’s heels) of yesterday’s revelations that John F. Kennedy wanted information on UFOs only ten days before he was assassinated in November 1963.
The FBI vault has some cool stuff .. why certain things have been released now, though? I think we can all speculate until the cows come home—with their insides torn out and mutilated by aliens.
Some more interesting UFO news being revealed: J Edgar Hoover's FBI took UFOs seriously..
The dreaded terrorism color coded system is gone. No one liked it.. We’ve been orange for a while. I guess it made everyone feel blue.
So Homeland Security’s wisdom-filled halls decided to change things up a bit and scrap the Tom Ridge invention.
This morning on the TODAY SHOW, Secretary and ‘big Sis’ Janet Napolitano unveiled the brand new system: Gone are the color codes, and in is a memo-style press release type system.. the government promises less confusion.
Here is how a ‘less confusing’ system works:
CBS News explains that at the first sign of danger, a newly formed special counter-terrorism advisory board would have just half an hour to meet to begin inter-agency intelligence sharing. An official threat warning must then be issued within two hours.
"In some cases, alerts will be sent directly to law enforcement or affected areas of the private sector, while in others, alerts will be issued more broadly to the American people through both official and media channels," DHS says on its website.
The new alerts will include maps or other graphics showing the areas affected and, unlike the color-coded system, will include a specific date when the alert expires.
As much as I hate to say it, the colors may have worked better than this.. I’m not trying to be over-critical of things, believe me, but.. I frankly don’t see what is less confusing about this.
Perhaps, instead, something could be done to alert people by Napolitano herself. Perhaps her gray streak in her hair could start to be color coded.. Red for imminent dangers, gray for normal times.. Maybe it could start also predicting weather, stock market fluctuations, and even even traffic conditions on a local level.
..and while we’re at it we should issue color coded warnings on prescription drugs, as statistics show that they are %16,400 more deadly than terrorism..
Good morning all
Of course that’s if a cloudy rainy and cold morning is good. It’s still morning nonetheless. And anyway, I’m not much one for ‘good morning’ .. I’d rather just say ‘hi’ ..
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Cyndi Lauper — Goonies R Good Enough
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Another problem in Japan: Severe soil collapse
Apparently the 9.0 massive quake caused an unusually severe and widespread shift in soil through liquefaction, a new study suggests
Another problem in Japan: Severe soil collapse
News from Texas: a KINDERGARTNER brings a GUN to school..
And as it fell out of his pocket, three were injured..
News from Texas: a KINDERGARTNER brings a GUN to school..
McDonalds hired 50,000 more people today.
And good they did.. It took about 4 minutes to get my scalding hot coffee that tasted just a bit too strong.
Note to the 50,000 new workers: NO health insurance .. your company applied for and received a waiver from the Obama Administration.
Keep flippin’ and fryin’. And don’t get sick.
I had a strange surge in followers today and, suddenly, they left. They unfollowed shortly after I posted that gold was trading at $1,500 an ounce. I wonder if that offended them.
I’ve learned that the ‘following’ number is not one you should put much stock in.. it will fluctuate and if you wonder too much as far as why then you’d change yourself way too much..
Well isn't that interesting...
Only days before he was assassinated, JFK wanted secret information on UFOs..
Let the theories roll..
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